Remember those silly senior superlatives that were voted on just before graduation, such as “best dressed,” “most athletic,” “most school spirit.”  Well, I got to thinking about what my brood might be voted for and this is what I came up with…

Most Likely to Get Caught Necking in the Basement = EMERSON
Most Likely to Win an Academy Award = CAMPBELL
Best Negotiator = BRIGGS
Most Even Keeled and Easy to Please = GAGE
Loudest Voice in Most Petite Body = CAMPBELL
Most Likely to have a House Full of Stray Animals = GAGE
Most Likely to Invent Something = BRIGGS
Most Likely to Get Married First = EMERSON
Most Likely to Suffer Seriously Injury from an Animal = CAMPBELL
Most Likely to Wear Favorte T-Shirt and Flip-Flops in Six Feet of Snow = GAGE
Most Likely to Become CEO = CAMPBELL
Most Likely to Join a Nudist Colony = EMERSON
Most Likely to Become a Talk Show Host = CAMPBELL
Most Likely to Make an Award-Winning Documentary = BRIGGS
Most Likely to Harass a Supreme Court Justice = CAMPBELL
Most Likely to Become a Supermodel that Can Kick Some ***= EMERSON
Most Likely to be Made into a Line of Action Figures = GAGE
Most Likely to Travel Through Time = BRIGGS
Best Laugh = EMERSON
Most Likely to Become a U.N. Goodwill Ambassador = GAGE
Most Likely to Live at Home Forever = BRIGGS
Most Likely to Get Caught Sneaking Out of House = EMERSON and CAMPBELL
Most Athletic = GAGE
Most Likely to Go Bankrupt = BRIGGS
Best Eyes = EMERSON
Best ‘Sexy/Scratchy’ Voice (at a normal octave) = CAMPBELL
Best Eyelashes = BRIGGS
Most Likely to Join a Boy Band = GAGE
Most Inseperable = CAMPBELL and EMERSON
Most Likely to Join the Military to be the next Major Stoner = BRIGGS
Most Likely to Defend Sibling in a Street Brawl = EMERSON
Most Likely to be a Famous Photographer = GAGE
Most Likely to Scuba Diving with Great White Sharks = BRIGGS
Best Hugger = BRIGGS
Best Kisser = GAGE
Best Snuggler = EMERSON
Best Meltdowns = CAMPBELL
Most Likely to be Incarcerated for Vandalism = CAMPBELL and EMERSON
Most Likely to Remember Mother’s Day = GAGE
Most Likely to Remember Father’s Day = EMERSON

7 Responses to “superlatives”

  1. sara b Says:

    I love this…

    Most likely to come up with a creative way to talk about her AMAZING kiddos: Tiffany

    Most likely to kill someone/get arrested if this baby doesn’t come out soon: Sara

  2. Betsy Roeder Says:

    I bet I can guess the favorite T-shirt and flip flops that Gage would be wearing!

  3. Mina Says:


  4. Grandma Jean Says:

    So proud to be their grandma and I think you are right on target with all of them.
    Not surprisingly, the one with the most common thread is Emerson – scary!

  5. Jess Strickland Says:

    oh my goodness, i’m in tears i’m laughing soo hard! i love your posts…they are the BEST!!!!


  6. Tim Says:

    I don’t know about Briggs’ superlative = “Most Likely to Go Bankrupt.” I mean, his wants certainly exceed his means, but he get’s the whole…’I need to make money’ concept.

  7. Molly Says:

    This is hilarious! All of us parents should follow your lead!

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